Freeman's Mind： Episode 34-9yXSI2F4P1I.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Okay, this is getting real.

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I'm being tracked.

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So, my options are to either keep the suit on or else strip down.

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I don't mind walking around naked,

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but I do mind bullets.

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If I keep the suit on, I'll still have people trying to kill me

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...which, I'm kind of used to anyway...

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But if I take it off and I get shot,

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then, that's it.

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I'm fucked.

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You know what I'm saying, man?

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You should!

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You don't even have a weapon!

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And don't think I'm going to give you one.

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Well, I'm not stripping in front of you, in case you're wondering.

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There's too many damned people in this building.

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Woah-ho...drafty.

#1900:00:51.168→00:00:52.169

Okay...

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Oh, my god, it's cold in here!

#2100:00:54.638→00:00:56.807

IS THIS 10 FUCKING KELVIN?!

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[shivering, muttering] Don't get locked...

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[shivering, muttering] Don't get locked out in the open...

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[shivering, muttering]

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[shivering, muttering] ....okayokayokaywarmwarmwarm...

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...okayokaywarmwarmpipes, warm pipes...

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....warm pipes good.

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Warm pipes...

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Oh...ooh...

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Frosty.

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Well, I was wrong about one thing:

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Those aliens are NOT from a swamp planet.

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Anything that can--

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Oh, my god.

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This whole neighborhood's going to hell.

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What, with the gangs...

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[vortigaunt attack]

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Yep...

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Can't even walk down the street of your own planet anymore!

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I remember the good old days, when

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I didn't have to bring a gun to work,

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my coworkers weren't space bugs,

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I had a salary,

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I wasn't wanted by the government,

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then YOU happened!

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Ow!

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Was I shot in the back of the--

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[vortigese]

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No respect, man. No respect at all.

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God damned outworlders are ruining this country.

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There was a time when we'd put you all in cages.

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And, if it was up to me, it'd still be that way.

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Some of you keep zapping me with electricity.

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That means you're a power source.

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We should be taking advantage of that.

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This is all so wasted.

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Guard: Freeman, right?

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Yeah?

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Guard: I got a message for you.

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Guard: Make sure you don't--

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[gunshot] Guard: Augh...

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Daah!

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Okay! 10-4!

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I'll be sure not to do that!

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Eh, my intuition tells me that wasn't the full message.

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Something about him killing himself to make a point doesn't add up.

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That, and the silenced gunshot makes me think

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there's something devious going on here.

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Ah-hah!

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Hm.

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I don't see anyone.

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Maybe the problem went away.

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Maybe I willed it out of existence.

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Maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives

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silenced hollow-point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables.

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That was one of the Grimm's Tales, right?

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[gunshots] Ah, ah, ah!

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Ninjas!

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These aren't fairies! They're ninjas!

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[gunshots]

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Okay, move, move, move!

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In order to beat a ninja, I have to think like a ninja!

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[gunshots]

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Flank, flank, flank!

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Double back!

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[gunshots]

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I trace electron orbits! You think I can't find you?

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[gunshots]

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Fucking ninjas, man.

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Oh ho! Ninja in the closet.

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Ninja in the closet!

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Oh, some ammo.

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Yeah, I think I'll take that.

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Ninjas, man.

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I was not ready for ninjas.

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Who IS ready for ninjas?

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No one! They're ninjas!

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I've never even seen a ninja until today.

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Except for that dude at the knife store.

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They're probably already gone.

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Disappeared into smoke.

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Oh, nope.

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Well, this settles it.

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Black Mesa is a James Bond villain company.

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We have missiles,

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robots,

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lasers,

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sharks,

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and ninjas.

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Ah! "Surface Access"!

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[grunts]

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Dammit...

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Eh, maybe I'll level this place.

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Whoah! Holy shit!

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It's morning.

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How did I not notice this?

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Man, I am tripping balls!

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Time is moving WAY too fast.

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Something's wrong with my brain.

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It's like that experiment where they kept that guy underground in a cave

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for a few weeks with no time reference, and his body adjusted to a 25-hour cycle.

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Oh, here we go.

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Except, in my case, my body's waiting to go--

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[grunts]

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Jesus Christ...

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Hey, it opened!

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What was I thinking about?

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Oh, yeah, I need a watch.

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Eh, that's okay. Watches are cheap.

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So, what should I do about this suit?

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What, with the ninjas tracking me and all.

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I'm starting to like how it's painted bright orange.

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I think it makes people want to shoot me in the torso instead of the head.

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So, should I take it off or leave it on?

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I don't know.

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The stripper's dilemma.

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If I wasn't a fugitive, I could publish a paper on this and get some money.

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I'll wait and keep it on until I find a car, then ditch it.

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HECU #1: Get him!

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No! Cut it out!

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[punching]

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Urgh...

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HECU #1: Heh heh heh. Nice hit.

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HECU #2: Where are we taking this Freeman guy?

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HECU #1: Topside for questioning.

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HECU #2: What the hell for? We got him.

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HECU #2: Let's kill him now!

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No...

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HECU #1: Uh, and if they find the body?

#15000:05:33.283→00:05:35.886

HECU #2: Body? What body?

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HECU #1 and #2: (laughing)

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Ah hah hah hah hah hah hah...